Do you fondly remember the Great Wars of 1914 and 1939 when millions of British men were sent to their death? Perhaps you get glassy-eyed at the thought of steam trains, top-hats, handlebar-moustaches and cricket?
Then never has so little been re-imagined by so many.
On June 4th, The British Nostalgia Party will give voice to the false memory, hazy recollection and rose-tinted longing of England . Because the BNP is about people like you remembering stuff like what we do...
Great British stuff like Bovril and bulldogs; Toffee Crisps and Sid James... Eating a teacake with Neville Chamberlain infront of Michael Caine, or Tommy Cooper's diamond jubilee Spitfire. The day Barbara Windsor took one in the Falklands, as Princess Diana became the new Dr. Who. And who could forget Paul Gascoigne and Jack the Ripper winning Wimbledon during the Blitz, or the day that Queen Victoria played Wembley stadium... in a Mini Cooper.
These are just some of the things that Gordon Brown's progressive "iPod government" has systematically failed to recall. Through a policy of wistfulness and romanticism, the British Nostalgia Party is resolutely commited to the following:
-Legistaltion to maintain the number of Union Jacks on Oasis' albums
-Enforced Panama hats for clergymen
-Teaching of Kingsley Amis in primary schools
-Establish a national "Only Fools and Horses" museum
-Subsidised bunting for skinheads
Show your support for the BNP by displaying Del Boy Trotter in the window of your home, car, caravan or castle.
Then never has so little been re-imagined by so many.
On June 4th, The British Nostalgia Party will give voice to the false memory, hazy recollection and rose-tinted longing of England . Because the BNP is about people like you remembering stuff like what we do...
Great British stuff like Bovril and bulldogs; Toffee Crisps and Sid James... Eating a teacake with Neville Chamberlain infront of Michael Caine, or Tommy Cooper's diamond jubilee Spitfire. The day Barbara Windsor took one in the Falklands, as Princess Diana became the new Dr. Who. And who could forget Paul Gascoigne and Jack the Ripper winning Wimbledon during the Blitz, or the day that Queen Victoria played Wembley stadium... in a Mini Cooper.
These are just some of the things that Gordon Brown's progressive "iPod government" has systematically failed to recall. Through a policy of wistfulness and romanticism, the British Nostalgia Party is resolutely commited to the following:
-Legistaltion to maintain the number of Union Jacks on Oasis' albums
-Enforced Panama hats for clergymen
-Teaching of Kingsley Amis in primary schools
-Establish a national "Only Fools and Horses" museum
-Subsidised bunting for skinheads
Show your support for the BNP by displaying Del Boy Trotter in the window of your home, car, caravan or castle.
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The British Nostalgia Party
"Lest We Forget"
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