News from The Drum: MDs blog beginning to resemble Mein Kampf

Ptolomy Godmanchester is managing director of Cafuffle Advertising in Leeds and one of The Drum's star guest bloggers. But as his posts become inceasingly paranoid, delusional, and lengthy we thought we'd bring you some of the edited highlights of Ptolomy's hilarious descent into madness.

March 14th 2010
"One who dares lay a hand upon the highest image of the Brand sins against the benevolent Creator of this miracle and helps in the expulsion from Agency Paradise. When this religious view of agency life corresponds to the innermost will of the Brand, the Brand restores the forces which bind and lead the best of mankind to acquire the earth's possessions. For the conquest of the entire globe, only the highest race, as the master agency, will be called upon to pitch!"

March 15th 2010
"In creating Cafuffle, I saw my own task as extracting a general view of agency life and in molding it into a dogmatic form: the clear demarcation of Ideas suitable for bringing together those people who will pledge their allegiance to this.... And through the organizational integration of humans, to create the presumption for victorious fighting for this view of my agency!"

March 17th 2010
"Provincial agencies fall into a state of physical and moral leprosy as the Client wanders into London and establishes Soho missions while our higher culture turns primitive and northern agencies into a foul breed of bastards."