Wednesday, 8 July 2009


A man slowly and conspicuously driving a black Ferrari through the streets of Wilmslow this morning caused not a single person to bat an eye-lid. However, the secret wave of fear and anxiety subsequently unleashed by the driver has caused incalcuable damage to the souls of those in the immediate area.

A helpline has been set up to offer support to those affected by the Ferrari: 0898-BUY-VEUVE-CLIQUOT-FUCKING-HANDBAGS-AND-SHITE

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