Thursday, 16 July 2009

Who Ya Gonna Call?

Spotted this pair of Big Brother abortions waddling through town last night.

The sight of two fluorescent, mis-shapen monsters crawling towards me in daylight made me want reach for my proton-pack. Luckily, I didn't have to cross the streams. Or their path for that matter. I turned into a doorway and watched them shamble past like some nameless, Lovecraftian horror.

I have to tell you, they're even more fucking preposterous in real life. She looks like something a child'd fill with sweets and smash with a stick. He looks like... I dunno. Liberace's pet gay ape?

You expect weird shit on TV. But not after work.

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