Sad But True

It's not often I'm sincere on this blog, so I apologise in advance to anyone expecting some humorous tits or weird profanities.

But sadly, thanks to the recession, there simply isn't enough work around for me to pay my mortgage anymore. And frankly, blogging doesn't pay the bills.

So, if anybody wants me to write something for them, I'll try and squeeze you in between road-sweeping and wanking off Yardies or whatever it is I'm gonna have to do in the meantime to make ends meet.

Whilst I love every minute that I spend here, talking to oneself on a blog combined with long-term unemployment isn't just a recipe for potential suicide, it's a complete and utter waste of my energy. So for the time being, I simply can't afford to be here anymore.

Thanks to anyone who's ever bothered to read past the swearing. I promise to be back as soon as I can be. Let's just hope I'll still be (vaguely) writing about advertising and not life as a shelf stacker at Tesco.

Peace out.