Rumours editor: Ernie Soils
Rumours surrounding rumour-splattered McCann's today shifted up a gear after no-one from the agency said anything at all after The Drum received a letter last week claiming that everyone within the agency was actually a crocodile.
The unsigned, hand-written note which was shoved through The Drum's letterbox last week, explained that members of McCann Erickson Communications "all turned into crocodiles once a week and thrashed around in a big paddling pool together, snapping their jaws." According to the source, this transformation takes place when no-one is looking and lasts about 5 minutes before they all go back to work as though nothing has happened. It's thought the note may have come from a concerned client who points out "It doesn't mention crocodiles in their [McCann's] mission statement."
In the interest of fairness, The Drum contacted McCann's as well as checking their mission statement; neither of which said anything about crocodiles.
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What's that you say Coffe? Sex, sex, showgirls and tubes? It certainly sounds like McCanns...
You know, that last comment would look really nice on a white mug...
When I say last comment, obviously I mean the one before last. Of course that's the one before that now. The one before John's. The one in blue. The first one.
Bollocks.
Ha ha you're obsessed man. Don't tell me about your pottery fetish - tell Herr Skegg!
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