Friday, 26 February 2010

10 Things Brands Can't Do

1. Take drugs

2. Stand on tip-toes to reach back of high shelf

3. Save up for a holiday

4. Accidentally injure nephew

5. Chose a nice bottle of wine

6. Have an early night

7. Apply for planning permission

8. Fart in the bath

9. Bluetooth with car

10. Mow my fucking lawn


Leon said...

11. Sell trainers (apparently).
12. Stick their own cock up their arse.
13. Be emotional.
14. Mow my fucking lawn.
15. Answer blogs.

As I have been told by Brand Managers in the past.

John said...

Not sure about 12. Reckon Diesel could...