Friday, 26 February 2010

10 Things Brands Can't Do

1. Take drugs

2. Stand on tip-toes to reach back of high shelf

3. Save up for a holiday

4. Accidentally injure nephew

5. Chose a nice bottle of wine

6. Have an early night

7. Apply for planning permission

8. Fart in the bath

9. Bluetooth with car

10. Mow my fucking lawn

2 comments:

Leon said...

11. Sell trainers (apparently).
12. Stick their own cock up their arse.
13. Be emotional.
14. Mow my fucking lawn.
15. Answer blogs.

As I have been told by Brand Managers in the past.

John said...

Not sure about 12. Reckon Diesel could...