Sunday, 14 December 2008


Did you watch it then - the X-Factor finalists sodomising that poor Leonard Cohen song?

I don't know which was worse: JLS's creepy, plastic harmonies, or Alexandra's fucking weird, demonic mellisma. Could've been worse though. I mean, they had the hysterical, inappropriate choir and those shit "messiah on a budget" roman candles, but at least they didn't use the pan-pipes. That would've been a little too far up the bum even for Cowell's insane standards.

Mind you, looking at that picture... "See this," he's saying; "See this, Scott Walker. Next year I'm shoving this right up your fucking arsehole. If I say it's pop, it's fucking pop, ok."

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