Thursday, 6 May 2010

Advertising Feature

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"After 20 years of marrige to a cruel lorry driver from Hull," says Karen, "my body image and dress sense had taken something of a downturn. But being feltched and violated by Gok and 3 of his black friends on a catwalk in the Trafford Centre has lifted my spirits, and compelled me to try out new hairstlyes."

"Four hours a week on the end of studded leather gauntlet, and I've already dropped a dress-size! Thank you Gok!"

Gok's Fashion Fist, 8pm, Wednesdays, C4

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