10 Cat Facts

1. Cats don't like no trouble

2. Cats are chemically gay

3. Cats can't laugh

4. Andrew Lloyd Webber wrote Cats after hearing a tune that reminded him of his dog, but did the opposite (a cat) trying to be a smartarse

5. A cat's catalogue is called a "ghsid" in "Pojwr" (which is the most common cat language)

6. Cats are pro-Europe

7. Cats have no regrets

8. Cats love stabbings

9. The first cat on DVD was a Siamese cat called Ximeong, which means "Blackie" in Chinese

10. Cats can't see ships