A Christmas Gift To You All

What's that Santa Claus, someone's spiked your drink!?

Hang on a minute, that's not your drink - that's your drink.

Who's supped my Babycham then? And who's is that mulled wine? Jesus, we better get you a taxi, mate.

Doh, if only he'd marked his pint with a beermat or something before he got too pissed.

Come on, big man. Let's get you home and check you haven't been interfered with...

Presenting the Content Flavoured Trousers Christmas Party Ale Guard and Beermat!


This attractive, high quality beermat is easy to use, safe to carry and fits under and over virtually any Christmas drink. Including:

Sherry
Egg Nog
Creme de Menthe
Mulled Wine
Ginger Wine
Fruit Wine
Port & Brandy
Snakebite!

Printed on whatever card your printer uses, the Content Flavoured Trousers Christmas Party Ale Guard and Beermat is not available in the shops. To recieve your Content Flavoured Trousers Christmas Party Ale Guard and Beermat for FREE, simply click the image above, do "save as" blah blah blah.

Please enjoy responsibly.