Thursday, 8 January 2009

What Do Ya Want To Be When You Grow Up?

Hmmm, let's think...

I know!

I want to be a tedious, arse-tranquilising mimsy who shits on and on and on about my job and my self day and fucking night; and even when I'm not at work and talking about my work as I'm actually working, I'll be blogging about my work in my own spare time. And I'll never ever be lonely because I'll be surrounded by "virtual" people who are just as pathologically tedious as I am. Bingo!


I've gotten bored of reading advertising blogs again. In the week that Anne Frank's diary was newly adapted for television, I wonder if Scamp's blog will ever make it to the screen..?

Maybe it's time for a career/blog change...


that french saying said...

You'd make a great nurse.

John said...

Ah ha there, you are. Bonjour.

I'd fucking LOVE to be a nurse! Sitting on my moaning arse and eating Quality Street all day.

Tres bien!