Hi there, I'm former Liverpool FC striker Ian Rush, MBE. And if you're like me, you'll be sick to the back-of-the-net with all these alliterative buzzwords for bad times - "credit crunch", "current climate", "tough times."
So, turn the recession into a Rush-ession, with my limited edition recession alliteration Credit Conch! With the Ian Rush Credit Conch you can consolidate the recession into one easy phrase, statement, or discription that won't rhyme, irritate or wind anyone up... even slightly!
Lost for words?
Then simply blow into the mighty shell and let her blank verse ring out! (via a specially designed underwater micro-thesaurus speaker system).
Thank You Credit Conch!
"After burbling on about the 'current climate' everyday for the last 3 months, my staff thought I was a wagon-hopping shit-for-brains who didn't actually understand the recession in real terms. And although that's still true, by occasinally saying things like 'credit backlog' and 'market forces' I now seem way more grown-up. Thanks Credit Conch!" - Randy Bistro, Sales Manager
So what are you waiting for? Buy the Ian Rush Recession Alliteration Credit Conch today.
Alliteration: It's an own goal!
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