Friday, 2 May 2008

Hello. I'm drunk.

Yes. That's right. I am drunk. Drunky drinko woo-whaa, in fact. I've gone and been proper be-pisseded up by my flippin' old local. 'Tis the 13th Eagle and Child Beer Festival no less!


(So here's an illustration: a picture of me drunk on my birthday from a couple of weeks ago... as you'll observe it's still daylight then as well... it's not an especially embarrassing photo, I admit. But I am/was VERY drunk indeed at the time it was taken... maybe not as pissed as I am now though...

...Ever been sick on Nelson's leg? Ever thought about being sick on Nelson's leg? Then the Jeremy Kyle Show would like to hear from you...)

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