Friday, 30 April 2010

God, The Chip Shop Awards are shit

I'm not even going to link to them. Don't waste your time. They're fucking awful. Same old material. Same overwrought knob gags. Year in, year out. If it were a TV series they'd've given it a format change by now. I mean, how do the judges manage to wade through so much shit?

-"Do you like this semi-solid turd, or this one?"

-"I can't decide. Is it semi-solid, not?"

-"Yeah, but you need to look really close."

-"Um... Yeah, it's kinda solid but..."

-"Oops. Sorry, it's dissolved under scrutiny."

-"Ah well, scoop another handful out the pan and see what we get."

-"Look! This one's got a tampon in it!"

1 comment:

Leon said...

Oh, the joys of post-ironic humor. No matter what, no matter how hard it tries, no mater how funny it pretends to be, no matter how clever it appears, it's always derivative, unfunny, stupid, lazy and shite.