Friday, 7 November 2008

We're Hiring!

My client is an obscure and insignificant marketing agency, based in a remote and culturally isolated part of Yorkshire. The team specialise in providing junk-mail solutions to a range of faceless international clients and small businesses. Due to poor traffic management, my client is reluctantly considering expansion.

This is a unique opportunity for a writer to join a close-knit team of uncooperative designers and fat account handlers in a deeply unpleasant environment. Working closely with a letcherous and slightly sinister MD/CD, you will provide sales copy for a range of cheaply executed and ill- conceived flyers and thin catalogues. The ability to concentrate with Radio 1 on is essential.

With bleak premises on an industrial estate near a canal, this is an ideal position for a weary loner, or introvert.

Contact Lisa Cankles on 0113 666 or email

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