Try It At Home

Remember that Pringles ad with the geeks playing the "Star Wars character name generator" game? (Apparently, you take the 1st 3 letters of your last name, add the 1st two letters of your first name, then add the first two letters of your mother's maiden name, plus the 1st two letters of the town you were born. Then you remove a letter to make it sound cool).

And remember the porn star name generator game? - the name of your first pet, plus your mum's maiden name.

Well, if you mix the two games together... it makes the name of a Guardian columnist!

Look. My Guardian name's: Coulton Godjocob.

ABOVE: Polly Toynbee, social affairs correspondent.