The Official BrandMaster Flash "Legends of Advertising" Play Mask No.1

NAME: David "Rodney" Trott

SPECIAL POWER: Double-line spacing

FAVOURITE FOOD: Sheaves of delicious wheat

FAVOURITE COLOUR: Hove

FAVOURITE THING: Paul Arden

BRANDMASTER RATING: Asda/WalMart

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