(Gay) Son of Surface Porn

Urgh god I love surface porn. Like, doing something tangible in real life is great. But doing it virtually on a screen is so fucking kinky. Like having a weird sub-dom relationship with an inanimate object - "look but don't touch... Oh, go on then... Ha, not really! I'm just a screen. Go on. Stroke me you pathetic bitch" etc.

Anyway, meet Surface Porn's spoilt laa-dee-dah step-son, Surface Erotica.

As if he weren't mucky enough already, here's David Hockney's iPhone "paintings". The slut.






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