More Idiots on the Train

This woman's decided to dress her daughter up as an... angel? Bridesmaid? Puffball mushroom..? Whatthefuck?

You can't see it in the picture but she even had her pyjama bottom's on too like a proper little pikey (pikette?) Let's hope mum's fags stay safely in her handbag - lest the little angel goes up like a fuckin' Christmas tree.

[I felt compelled to disguise her just cos it's not her fault. Looks all the more chilling for it though, no?] :-)

Going (Even) Further Places With Famous Faces

Ok. So I'm changing the rules a bit now. Now it's just infringing the human rights of peasants as they sleep...

Going Places with Famous Faces

Public transport getting you down? Over-crowded carriages and other people's diseases taking the shine off your day?

Then why not do what I did on the way back from work today and pretend you're surrounded by stars!

Yes! Going Places with Famous Faces is easy to play. Simply pick a prole on the same train, bus or ferry as you and imagine they're someone slightly famous. Choose any prole you want: fat, grey, noisey, dirty. It doesn't matter. Then transpose their miserable chops on to someone off the telly.

So go on. Find a star on your travels and put the shine back in your day. I did!

No. 1: Willy Rushton