Day 1 (Cackmas Eve): AM: Shopping with zombies. PM: Bit of turkey, fair amount of scotch.
Day 2 (Cackmas Day): AM: Usual. PM: Usual
Day 3 (Cackmas Day Part II): AM: Stress, stress, cooking!, fucking stress. PM: Drinking, serving drinks, dishwasher, drinks, dishwasher, dishwasher, dishwasher, drinks, fucking cheese, dishwashser.
Day 4: AM: Hoover, tip, more hoover. PM: Unblock drain, swear, buckets.
Day 5: AM: Tip again, buckets AGAIN!, swearing, dial-a-cunt. PM: Scotch, Modern Warfare 2, cheese.
Day 6: AM: Drain plus cunt plus girlfriend = fighty tears
Tuesday, 29 December 2009
Tuesday, 22 December 2009
Quality Street Awards 2010
Ladies and very gentle men, we are pleased to announce that entries for the first annual Content Flavoured Trousers Quality Street Advertising Awards are now open.
The Quality Street Awards seek to recognise the very best and rarest of talents within the advertising industry, without charging you any money at all to be nominated. The Quality Street Awards are open to anyone who works in advertising in the UK. Players must be over 18. Judging takes place some time in the new year, but we'll stick a picture up of Dave Trott looking fat and interested or something to help you pretend he's judging it. Placings are as follows:
Gold = Green Triangle
Silver = Caramel Swirl
Bronze = Coconut thingy
How to enter: Choose a category from the list below, place your nomination/link/whatever in the comments box, and the fat picture of Dave Trott'll be in touch!
Categories:
1. Best Advert By a Man Called Dave/David
2. The Nice Award for "Yeah, nice stuff"
3. Most Expensive Load of Bollocks
4. Most Christian Sounding Blogpost by a Planner
5. Least Creative Director
6. Best Brew by a Placement Team
7. Most Worried About Their Appearance
8. Total Cunt award for the Biggest Absolute Shitting Bastard
9. Weirdest Headline (on a poster on a bus or train)
10. Best Nomination in a Self-Nominated Category
UPDATE: We've just confirmed that along with the fat picture of Dave Trott, we've now added this fat picture of Charlotte Church to our judging panel. Get in!
The Quality Street Awards seek to recognise the very best and rarest of talents within the advertising industry, without charging you any money at all to be nominated. The Quality Street Awards are open to anyone who works in advertising in the UK. Players must be over 18. Judging takes place some time in the new year, but we'll stick a picture up of Dave Trott looking fat and interested or something to help you pretend he's judging it. Placings are as follows:
Gold = Green Triangle
Silver = Caramel Swirl
Bronze = Coconut thingy
How to enter: Choose a category from the list below, place your nomination/link/whatever in the comments box, and the fat picture of Dave Trott'll be in touch!
Categories:
1. Best Advert By a Man Called Dave/David
2. The Nice Award for "Yeah, nice stuff"
3. Most Expensive Load of Bollocks
4. Most Christian Sounding Blogpost by a Planner
5. Least Creative Director
6. Best Brew by a Placement Team
7. Most Worried About Their Appearance
8. Total Cunt award for the Biggest Absolute Shitting Bastard
9. Weirdest Headline (on a poster on a bus or train)
10. Best Nomination in a Self-Nominated Category
UPDATE: We've just confirmed that along with the fat picture of Dave Trott, we've now added this fat picture of Charlotte Church to our judging panel. Get in!
Monday, 21 December 2009
All I Want For Xmas
Introducing Brass Hero: The Cor Anglais Edition the hardcore brass and woodwind simulation game.
Play as all of your favourite trad ensemble intruments as well as your favourite period and European horns. Including:
-Cor Anglais
-Serpentine
-French Horn
-Flugel Horn
-Bass Clarinet
-Tuba
Features 25 cornet solos and over 60 traditional Polish wedding mazurkas!
Coming Soon: Ultimate Band Leaders - Glen Miller Deluxe
Friday, 18 December 2009
Title Cancelled Due to Weather
Excellent post hither from the behemoth of good sense, The Ad Contrarian, concerning the origins of our common enemy - marketing agency bullshit.
And just to prove I understood it, here's a civilian riff along the same subject: Mr. Stewart Lee, taking the piss out of brand values. Superb.
And just to prove I understood it, here's a civilian riff along the same subject: Mr. Stewart Lee, taking the piss out of brand values. Superb.
Thursday, 17 December 2009
The Drum's Impenetrable Headline of the Day: "Hats Acquire Not Affect PR-TV Stepping Bid Tilly"
The Drum's business insider: Big Chief Snake Laughter
Chestershire: Rumours aghast like great pillocking sod machine while east wind thick with news that Shiela Notty of PR press release like sausages agency is make agressive offering to business upon business like man's hat agency Tilly Associates.
Bid big news say industry mouth men. Many women tread road like bear to work PR sausage press, but Notty walk along TV river, wash feet in London first.
To appease Gods, Tilly expect wolves by dawn.
Chestershire: Rumours aghast like great pillocking sod machine while east wind thick with news that Shiela Notty of PR press release like sausages agency is make agressive offering to business upon business like man's hat agency Tilly Associates.
Bid big news say industry mouth men. Many women tread road like bear to work PR sausage press, but Notty walk along TV river, wash feet in London first.
To appease Gods, Tilly expect wolves by dawn.
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